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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Author: Theodore Roosevelt

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Author: Al Boliska

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Author: Robert Byrne

Don't ask of your friends what you yourself can do.
Author: Quintus Ennius

Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
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Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
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A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing" the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." "Well, the doctor is very busy today" the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
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A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out."
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