
Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever h
Author: C. S. Lewis
Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having lived authentically and fully.
Author: Frances Moore Lappe
Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held both the coward and the brave man; the idle man and he who has done much meet death alike.
Author: Homer
Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
Author: Demosthenes
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

How can you make a basset hound fast?
Take
away its food!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How do you make a dog
float?
Take two
scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small
dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her
blanket.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the dog use to make his
kite?
Flypaper.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How can if
you have a stupid dog ?
It
chases parked cars !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes