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C. S. Lewis Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever h
Author: C. S. Lewis

Frances Moore Lappe Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having lived authentically and fully.
Author: Frances Moore Lappe

Homer Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held both the coward and the brave man; the idle man and he who has done much meet death alike.
Author: Homer

Demosthenes Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
Author: Demosthenes

Thomas Jefferson Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!
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Dog jokes How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
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Dog jokes How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
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Dog jokes What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
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Dog jokes How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !
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