Best quotes to send by SMS
Buzz Aldrin Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
Author: Buzz Aldrin

Walt Whitman How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!
Author: Walt Whitman

Satchel Paige How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige

Lewis B. Frumkes How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
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Robert J. Sawyer Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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