Best quotes to send by SMS

Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
Author: Buzz Aldrin
How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!
Author: Walt Whitman
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes
Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra
!
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea
!
Althea who ?
Althea in court!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda
!
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin
!
Amin who ?
Amin man!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam
!
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from
hamsters !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes