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God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
Author: Anonymous

God made man because He loves stories.
Author: Elie Wiesel

God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee.
Author: The Talmud

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Author: Mark Twain

What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
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What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes