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Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a wom
Author: Joseph L. Mankiewicz

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich--something for nothing.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Genius is no more than childhood recaptured at will, childhood equipped now with man's physical means to express itself, and with the analytical mind that enables it to bring order into the sum of experience, involuntarily amassed.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.
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What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.
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When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
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Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
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How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
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