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Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Hate the sin, love the sinner.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Author: Salvador Dali

Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.
Author: Sydney Smith

The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and fries!'
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Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!
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Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles,' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!'
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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "
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If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
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