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If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
Author: Epictetus

If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable impression of yourself; if with a little mind, leave him with a favorable impression of himself.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I don't measure America by its achievement but by its potential.
Author: Shirley Chisholm

Ignorant men don't know what good they hold in their hands until they've flung it away.
Author: Sophocles

What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!
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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!
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What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
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Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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