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It has all been very interesting.
Author: Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
Author: Evelyn Waugh

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Author: Aeschylus

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Author: Harry S Truman

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright, sunny day.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes