Best quotes to send by SMS

I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.
Author: Ludwig van Beethoven
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff
I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty.
Author: Thomas Jefferson
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Author: Herbert Rappaport
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it
used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
How can
you make money fast?
Glue it to
the floor.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because
money talks.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
How did rich people
get their money?
They
were calm and collected.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
What dog has
money?
A bloodhound, because
he is always picking up scents (cents).
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes