Best quotes to send by SMS
Ludwig van Beethoven I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.
Author: Ludwig van Beethoven

Adrienne E. Gusoff I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Samuel Taylor Coleridge I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Thomas Jefferson I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Herbert Rappaport I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Author: Herbert Rappaport

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money jokes Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
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Money jokes How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.
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Money jokes Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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Money jokes How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.
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Money jokes What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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