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He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know 't, and he's not robb'd at all.
Author: William Shakespeare

He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.
Author: Dr. Isaac Barrow

He that seeks trouble never misses.
Author: French Proverb

He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Author: Thomas Paine

He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer

"What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
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Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
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Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
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Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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