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How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue! Who would not be that youth? What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country!
Author: Joseph Addison

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare

How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Author: William Shakespeare

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
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