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I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Author: Samuel Butler

I do not want to die... until I have faithfully made the most of my talent and cultivated the seed that was placed in me until the last small twig has grown.
Author: Kathe Kollwitz

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free.
Author: Angelina Jolie

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Author: Bill Cosby

I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes