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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Author: Victor Borge

I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know best.
Author: Frida Kahlo

I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
Author: Sydney Biddle Barrows

I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin, I know some people find that disconcerting, but that doesn't matter.
Author: Beverly Sills

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?" Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes