Best quotes to send by SMS

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
Author: Publilius Syrus
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
Author: P. J. O Rourke
Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.
Author: Rita Mae Brown
I always wrote with the idea that what I put out there is going to stay there. Once I publish something, it has been published. I've never deleted more than one or two posts from my site. I don't think that there are takebacks. I don't feel right about it
Author: Alison Headley
I am a first generation immigrant and a woman, but I don't really write about that because I feel like I'm a human being. There are universal human experiences. When you don't put your picture online, they can see your soul before they have preconceived n
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbie
!
Barbie who ?
Barbie Q !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barrister
!
Barrister who ?
Barristercratic !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bat
!
Bat who ?
Bat you'll never guess!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becka
!
Becka who ?
Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beirut
!
Beirut who ?
Beirut force !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes