Best quotes to send by SMS
Publilius Syrus How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
Author: Publilius Syrus

P. J. O Rourke Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Rita Mae Brown Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

Alison Headley I always wrote with the idea that what I put out there is going to stay there. Once I publish something, it has been published. I've never deleted more than one or two posts from my site. I don't think that there are takebacks. I don't feel right about it
Author: Alison Headley

Evelyn Rodriguez I am a first generation immigrant and a woman, but I don't really write about that because I feel like I'm a human being. There are universal human experiences. When you don't put your picture online, they can see your soul before they have preconceived n
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez

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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !
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