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Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.
Author: Walt Whitman

Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.
Author: Bible

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Author: Will Rogers

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes