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I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really well. Nobody's opinion of me can shake my opinion of myself.
Author: Ruben Studdard

I knew someone had to take the first step and I made up my mind not to move.
Author: Rosa Parks

I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Author: Aeschylus

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.
Author: Patrick Henry

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.
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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !
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