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I view my job as being someone who is supposed to piss people off. I don't want to be just one-of-the-guys. I don't want to be just a smiling face you see on television presenting some vapid kind of easily- digestible garbage. This is rock and roll. I wan
Author: Marilyn Manson

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Author: Rita Rudner

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
Author: Will Rogers

I will not allow yesterday's success to lull me into today's complacency, for this is the great foundation of failure.
Author: Og Mandino

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
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Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees.
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Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
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Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
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