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If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
Author: Chris Evert

I must be cruel only to be kind; Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Author: William Shakespeare

If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
Author: Epictetus

If you don't have a plan for yourself, you'll be a part of someone else's.
Author: American Proverb

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
Author: Brendan Francis

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams."
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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.
This is the joke from a category: School jokes