Best quotes to send by SMS

History is more or less bunk.
Author: Henry Ford
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte
History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
Author: Clarence Darrow
Hitch your wagon to a star.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
Author: Confucius
The best jokes to send by SMS

Have you seen
www.smallearthquake.com?
Yes, its's no great shakes!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
Yes, I
return to it again and again.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.tame.com?
Yes, but I'm
not wild about it.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
Internet!
Well, you do look a site
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What did Darth Vader say to the
Internet?
May the force e-with you.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes