Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry Ford History is more or less bunk.
Author: Henry Ford

Napoleon Bonaparte History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Clarence Darrow History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Ralph Waldo Emerson Hitch your wagon to a star.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Confucius Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
Author: Confucius

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Internet jokes Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
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