Best quotes to send by SMS

I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter
I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates
I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde
I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.'
Author: Sir Winston Churchill
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash
!
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castro
!
Castro who ?
Castro bread upon the waters !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecil
!
Cecil who ?
Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cereal
!
Cereal who ?
Cereal pleasure to meet you !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che
!
Che who ?
Che what your made of !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes