Best quotes to send by SMS
Rachel Hunter I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter

Shakti Gawain I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Socrates I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates

Oscar Wilde I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Sir Winston Churchill I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.'
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !
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