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Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
Author: William Faulkner

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Don't get me wrong: I love nuclear energy! It's just that I prefer fusion to fission. And it just so happens that there's an enormous fusion reactor safely banked a few million miles from us. It delivers more than we could ever use in just about 8 minutes
Author: William McDonough

Don't jump on a man unless he's down.
Author: Finley Peter Dunne

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
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Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.
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One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
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