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For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Author: Dan Quayle

For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.
Author: Homer

For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
Author: Turkish Proverb

For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.
Author: Marilyn C. Barrick

For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
Author: Eric Ambler

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes