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Even the longest day has its end.
Author: Irish Proverb

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
Author: William Ralph Inge

Every artist was first an amateur.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down.
Author: Hector Berlioz

Every day holds the possibility of a miracle.
Author: Elizabeth David

When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes