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For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
Author: Richard Feynman

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
Author: Terry Pratchett

For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the inevitable Thou shouldst not grieve.
Author: Bhagavad Gita

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much.
Author: W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman

For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal.
Author: John F. Kennedy

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.' 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'
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Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state!"
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
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What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !
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