Best Cell Phones

Glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Go after a man's weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you're going to follow through, because if you don't, the next time you won't be taken seriously.
Author: Roy M. Cohn

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Author: Jay Leno

God creates men, but they choose each other.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes