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His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
Author: J. K. Rowling

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
Author: Edward Gibbon

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Author: Leonard Louis Levinson

History never looks like history when you are living through it.
Author: John W. Gardner

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, however, if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
Author: Maya Angelou

Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes, but I didn't find it striking.
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Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
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Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.
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Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.
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Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.
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