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I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Author: Jules Renard

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of the stars leads through the atom; and important knowledge of the atom has been reached through the stars.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

I began to have an idea of my life, not as the slow shaping of achievement to fit my preconceived purposes, but as the gradual discovery and growth of a purpose which I did not know.
Author: Joanna Field

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Author: Truman Capote

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !
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