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Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
Author: Raymond Chandler

Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.
Author: Jess Lair

Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom.
Author: John Adams

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Author: Matt Groening

Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos.
Author: Will Durant

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes