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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
Author: Alan Corenk

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
Author: E. B. White

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Design is directed toward human beings. To design is to solve human problems by identifying them and executing the best solution.
Author: Ivan Chermayeff

Desire, ask, believe, receive.
Author: Stella Terrill Mann

"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
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