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Don't look for more honor than your learning merits.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
Author: Andy Rooney

Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
Author: Malayan Proverb

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Author: Unknown

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
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Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes