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Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Friends are born, not made.
Author: Henry Adams

Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Author: Jane Austen

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
Author: Louis Blanc

From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It is by compromise that human rights have been abandoned. I insist that this shall cease. The country needs repose after all its trials; it deserves repose. And repose can
Author: Charles Sumner

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes