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Great men are true men, the men in whom nature has succeeded. They are not extraordinary - they are in the true order. It is the other species of men who are not what they ought to be.
Author: Henri-Frederic Amiel

Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
Author: Sally Koch

Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person, manner, and the grace, Which fools neglect; so that we find, If all the requisites are join'd, From whence a perfect joke must sp
Author: Charles Churchill

Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.
Author: French Proverb

Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and said, "There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a week to take your suit." After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor's son wearing trousers made of the same cloth. Perplexed, he asked, "Just how could you make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could not make a suit only?" "It's very simple," replied the tailor, "The other tailor has two sons."
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes