Leave each one his touch of folly; it helps to lighten life's burden which, if he could see himself as he is, might be too heavy to carry.
Author: John Lancaster Spalding

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The price of wisdom is above-rubies.
Author: Bible

The problem that has no name - which is simply the fact that American women are kept from growing to their full human capacities - is taking a far greater toll on the physical and mental health of our country than any known disease.
Author: Betty Friedan

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
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Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes