The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Law is the embodiment of the moral sentiment of the people.
Author: William Blackstone

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have.
Author: Anne Tyler

It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
Author: Eugene McCarthy

The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.
Author: Plato

Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
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Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!
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During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, "How'd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?" "Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be honest, this is my first public war."
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Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the importance of clear objectives. Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell decided to investigate why it was location was chosen. He was assured that it was a very important outpost. "What's it's mission?" " To protect the airfield!" "What's the airfield here for?" "To resupply the outpost!"
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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