The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant

The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust

The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi

It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir.
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes