Best quotes to send by SMS
Arthur C. Clarke The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Marcel Proust The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust

Aung San Suu Kyi The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Ursula K. LeGuin The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Mental health jokes How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
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Mental health jokes Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir.
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Mental health jokes Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
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Mental health jokes How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
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Mental health jokes How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
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