The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.
Author: Ayn Rand

The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just and charitable war.
Author: William Shakespeare

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Author: Frank Herbert

I believe that uncertainty is really my spirit's way of whispering, "I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here."
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The peril of every fine faculty is the delight of playing with it for pride. Talent is commonly developed at the expense of character, and the greater it grows, the more is the mischief. Talent is mistaken for genius, a dogma or system for truth, ambition
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador
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Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?" "Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But When two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' --- that did it."
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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