The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
Author: John Berry

The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
Author: Martha Graham

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Author: Doug Larson

The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
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What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !
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What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !
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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
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What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !
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