Best quotes to send by SMS

The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's
Author: Salma Hayek
The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
Author: Theodore Parker
The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill
I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith
The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.
Author: Ellen Goodman
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
To
improve his bite !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
A
morese-quito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a firefly
and
a moth ?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you call a grasshopper
with no legs
?
A grasshover !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why was the centipede late ?
Because he was
playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes