Best quotes to send by SMS
Al Franken The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken

Ralph Waldo Emerson The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

H. L. Mencken The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

J. William Fulbright The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
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Insect jokes What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !
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Insect jokes What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !
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Insect jokes What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !
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Insect jokes What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !
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