Best quotes to send by SMS

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken
The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out
of the butter dish with a knife !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's the biggest moth in the
world
?
A mammoth !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is worse than an
alligator with
toothache ?
A centipede with athlete's foot !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What pillar doesn't need holding up ?
A
caterpillar !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What kind of
wig can hear ?
An earwig
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes