Best quotes to send by SMS
Rebecca Beard The past is finished. There is nothing to b gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
Author: Rebecca Beard

Ben Stein I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty...This is my highest and best use as a human.
Author: Ben Stein

Confucius The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
Author: Confucius

G. K. Chesterton The people who are the most bigoted are the people who have no convictions at all.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Og Mandino The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such.
Author: Og Mandino

The best jokes to send by SMS
Military jokes Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
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Military jokes Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
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Military jokes Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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Military jokes While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place... Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?" Cobra: "I don't know Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."
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Money jokes What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
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