Best quotes to send by SMS
H. L. Mencken The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Jawaharlal Nehru The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant

Arthur C. Clarke The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Marcel Proust The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
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Men jokes Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Men jokes Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.
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Men jokes Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!
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Mental health jokes A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
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