Best quotes to send by SMS

The best Web sites are better than reality.
Author: Jakob Nielsen
It is those who concentrate on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.
Author: Og Mandino
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
Author: John Berry
The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
Author: Martha Graham
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Author: Doug Larson
The best jokes to send by SMS

How to fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why were the
flies playing football in
saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What has antlers and sucks blood ?
A
moose-quito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the most religious insect
?
A
mosque-ito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What insect lives on
nothing ?
A moth,
because it eats holes
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes