Best quotes to send by SMS
Denis Diderot The number of books will grow continually, and one can predict that a time will come when it will be almost as difficult to learn anything from books as from the direct study of the whole universe. It will be almost as convenient to search for some bit of
Author: Denis Diderot

Sharon Olds The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful...
Author: Sharon Olds

Marcel Proust The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Author: Marcel Proust

Ellen Glasglow The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Author: Ellen Glasglow

Luis Bunuel I'm still an atheist, thank God.
Author: Luis Bunuel

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.
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Men jokes Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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Men jokes Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
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Men jokes Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
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Men jokes Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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