The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don't blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny.
Author: Albert Ellis

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Author: Corra Harris

The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes