Best quotes to send by SMS

Render therefore to all their dues.
Author: Bible
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken
The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you start an insect race ?
One, two,
flea - go
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Two fleas where running across the top of a
cereal
packet ?
"Why are we running so fast ?" said one
Because
it says "Tear along the dotted line"
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a bored
visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why did the fly fly ?
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
with
an insect ?
The Masked-quito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes