Best quotes to send by SMS

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Author: Mark Twain
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Author: George Burns
The best Web sites are better than reality.
Author: Jakob Nielsen
It is those who concentrate on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.
Author: Og Mandino
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
Author: John Berry
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is a baby bee ?
A little humbug !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Where do bees keep their money ?
In a honey
box !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum
hum !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
bees ?
Because they kept droning on and on !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea and a
wolf
?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes