The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Author: Doug Larson

Riches cover a multitude of woes.
Author: Menander

The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
Author: Seneca

This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."
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Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes