Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.
Author: Glenn Doman

The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod

I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun

I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but I've never seen so many Freudians slips."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes