Best quotes to send by SMS

I like life. It's something to do.
Author: Ronnie Shakes
The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's
Author: Salma Hayek
The best jokes to send by SMS

What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A
mumble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What TV station do bees watch ?
Bee bee c
one!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they
wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What does a bee say before it
stings you
?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes